kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

(via protagonistic)

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

(via dirtylittledamsel)

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

(via 1stclasspussy)

whorville:

Tick Tock touch my Cock

(via 1stclasspussy)

cincodebaio:

cute boy didn’t like my profile picture so what’s the point

(via misshapenchaos723)